Be Fruitful and Multiply

Candidates for a Breeders Statuette

By Punk Pink

Every once in awhile a good friend of mine sends me a packet containing news articles, drawings, cartoons, and other written works that may be of interest to me. Among the articles sent this month was an AP story about a man and women who I have a hankering to give a good spanking to. Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar an Arkansas couple welcomed their 17^thchild and seventh daughter to their ever expanding brood. Duggar and his wife are politically conservative Fundamentalist Christians who home school their precious little messes. Less than 30 minuets after giving birth the Duggar’s were talking about having more children. “We are blessed by God and are grateful for another gift by him,” said Jim Bob Duggar. Since the girls outnumber the boys I hope that they aren’t playing a game of catch up. Can you imagine it 17 children! Does anyone give out awards for breeding to the extreme? Haven’t these Duggar’s heard that there is a problem with overpopulation on planet earth? Do they realize that they are contributing to this? We already have three billion humans on the planet who subsist on less than two dollars a day and one billion children who live in abject poverty. Since the Duggar’s rule out birth control for Michelle can’t they at least keep their legs closed, their zippers up, or please Jim Bob, please wear a condom. According to “Fun Facts” about the Duggar’s they have been through an estimated 90,000 diapers (What kind of diapers, oh pray do tell, ye weary landfill) and Michelle has been pregnant for 10.5 years of her life. My goodness how can she do it?! I hope these kids don’t get into some sort of contest with mommy and daddy and start popping babies out too. We have to realize dear Queers that now we have 17 more children who are training to be homophobic fundamentalist Christians. Just what we need. If these kids start to breed like their folks they will have a whole little army of Christian homophobes. But all said and done Big Pink and I have come to the conclusion that its probably best not to talk about this family very much as we need to save our breaths since they have added 34 pairs of lungs to “hog” oxygen from the atmosphere. The word “hog” seems appropriate, as this is more like a breed sow than a vessel for god’s creatures.

Duggars Fun Facts and movie see.

http://health.discovery.com/

Then click on Pregnancy and Parenting. Look for the Duggars.

For more fun see.

http://www.duggarfamily.com

Oh dear, I almost forgot this little fun fact. “Someone always seems to be snacking usually on a large dill pickle, a family staple.” Honest I am not fooling!

Punk Pink loves to rant and doesn’t care what anyone thinks.